Based On: Halloween II (1981) Film - Sequel to Halloween (1978)
Screenplay: John Carpenter & Debra Hill
Author: Jack Martin (Dennis Etchison)
Release Date: November 1st, 1981
Pages: 256
My Rating: A-
"It was that time of year when the days are short and the shadows are long, when the earth tilts still further on its axis and the seasons hang suspended between autumn and winter."
- Opening line of prologue.
From the opening, Dennis Etchison thrusts the reader ino the world of Halloween (AKA Samhain). The author excels at illustrating the pageantry and atmosphere of that dark, murderous night in Haddonfield in 1978.
For the most part, the novel adheres closely to the plot and dialogue of the film, but tune-in as I expound on the additional info and scenes that were crammed inside this adaptation to intensify the mayhem.
Just like in the film, a brief recap of the ending to Halloween is included early on. After firing six bullets into the Shape, Loomis discovers he has fled the scene, back into the dark streets of Haddonfield.
Throughout the book, Etchison refers to Michael Myers' as The Shape. We never get to hear his thoughts, but he's extremely creepy and perpetually lurking in the darkest shadows of most every scene. In fact, there isn't much introspection into any of the characters' thoughts, save for the traumatic episodes that jolt Laurie throughout.
The death scenes are painted graphically with a macabre, creative hand. You can even argue that more blood saturates the pages of this haunting tome than the first two films combined. But we must remember that the original film features only a modicum of gore in Its death scenes. Each kill is elaborately described to crave gore-fiends, and you can tell Etchison had fun writing them.
By far, the most riveting scenes involve a panicky Dr. Loomis roaming the bleak streets amid hideous glowing Jack-'o-Lanterns. Trick-r-Treaters and other lively denizens of Haddonfield flesh-out the authenticity of the holiday, as they trek the iridescent lawns blanketed by candy wrappers and withered leaves.
The longest additional scene has a female reporter sent on assignment to Haddonfield to cover the murders and try and get an interview with Laurie Strode. On her way to Haddonfield Hospital, she fell into a series of mishaps--pulled over by the cops, flat-tire incident, and sexually harrassed by a hick on the side of the road. After the series of ill-fickled fortune, she incurs her own death by lifting up a sheet in her trunk. Myers slashed her to death before hijacking her car to drive the rest of the way to the hospital. Logically, this scene doesn't make much sense and is ultimately extraneous to the story, so i can see why it was expunged from the film. The woman came from rather far away and Myers was already stalking between bare shrubs and moldering pumpkins in Haddonfield
Personally, I think the set of hospital characters in the story are bovine and weak. By creating a suspensful and dark tone in the hospital, Etchison still keeps the reader engrossed. Unfortunately, a gigantic chunk of the script takes place there, neglecting Loomis' hunt while doing so. The Bud character is made even more obnoxious and oafish in the book.
Early on in a flashback, a few paragraphs are dedicated to a trio of boys--Richie, Keith, and Lonnie--partaking in pranks late into the night. While Loomis is skulking in the bushes, Lonnie tries to break into the old Myers house. Loomis scares the boys away. Loomis then thought about Halloween and why Michael chose this night. He knew the bloodlust addiction of Myers was that of an ancient pagan curse wreaked upon his soul epochs ago in the age of Celtic Druids and reverence for nature. Loomis is confident he can thwart 'The Lord of Samhain' because his vessel is that of a mortal human. He even quotes a Shakespearean phrase: 'If you cut him, does he not bleed?' -- while fingering the cold metal of his pistol. Also, he claims Michael's father dwells in Hell, and vows to repress The Shape's terror spree.
The ONLY enthralling shred of Laurie Strode's inner misery occured about 85% of the way through the book. Emotionally, Laurie's mind ventures way back to a time when she was four years old. While the Strode's babysat her, her parents had visited Michael that day.
I don't know if this is official canon but that was the day the Myers parents died in the Car crash. Laurie theorizes Michael influenced the events of that tragedy; Her logic being that Mr. Myers was a superb driver.
How she was qualified to judge a person's driving skills at the age of four is incomprehensible. Anyway, she slips in and out of an illusory realm of trauma, which was engendered by medication administered by the Hospital.
As for the Finale, there came an incredible Shocker!!!
Ignited by airborne Chemicals and an Efflivium release triggered by the inaccurate bullet of Laurie's shot lodging into the pipes, Loomis torches himself and Myers in a double pyre, mirroring the ancient fire sacrifices of Samhains long ago.
Myers collapses after being wrapped in a wave of orange flames.
In the final scene, One of the bodies was carted out and described as being "Burnt to a french fry." The other body was said to have been "Blown to Kingdom Come." Furthermore, not a single body fragment was found of the second victim. It isn't established as to which one is which.
In conclusion, I'll touch on the prose of the Novelist: Etchison's adeptness with obscure metaphors and complex analogies enriches the simplicity of the film. After rewatching the film, the story seemed to have flown by without elaborating on the storyline. Because the film was released in the heart of the slasher boom of 1981, a strong emphasis was placed on the body count to satisfy newborn voracious slasher fans. Also, I hail Etchison for his innate skill of dropping in the perfect adjective when necessary.
P.S. Hands down, the highlight of the book was the fiery death of Ben Tramer. The prose in that scene was so potent, you could feel the blaze of the deadly conflagration.
Coming Soon: Halloween 3: Season of The Witch (Novelization)
As an avid Movie novelization addict, I created this blog to review them, revile them, and post my own adaptations of films i feel are deserving of them.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Thursday, July 16, 2015
The Dark Knight (2008) Novelization Review (Ch. 2)
The continuation of my chapter by chapter review of The Dark Knight (2008) adaptation.
Chapter 2: 'Bring me my toast and do as i say.'
Let's explore chapter two, guys and gals...
In it, author Dennis O'neil dedicates another chapter to events taking place prior to the start of TDK's screenplay.
From the start, we jump into the retrospective mind of Bruce Wayne and his tormenting recollections of his conflict with Ra's Al Ghul in Batman Begins. He just can't discern whether or not his former sensei was purely wicked or if what he was doing was for the betterment of humanity. In theory, Ra's had a serious apocalypse equation complex, a la Bertrand Zobrist (Inferno Villain).
Bruce even wonders if he was subconsciously imbued by Ra's to guise his identity, akin to the way Ra's rused him in the previous film. I found this to be a plausible and fascinating supposition to think about. In addition to his constant ordeal, he admits to himself that saving Ra's was a horrid choice. Of course it was a blunder, Bruce, but don't forget the Christopher Nolan rule of a NO Killing Batman. Plus, the no orphan left behind act did eventually pay off by giving us Robin.
Inserted in the middle of this chapter, it's reported that Gothamites are confused as to what Batman's allegiance and virtues are.
Some even notion Batman may have deliberately caused the train derailment, resulting in the hallucination outbreak, mass mayhem, and Ra's death. To others, they viewed Batman as a hero.
Treating us fans to more pre-screenplay nuggets, O'neil transports us to the penthouse suite that is featured prominently in the film, though it appears Bruce is off in a section more suitable for exercise.
And what exercise is it that Mr. Wayne partakes in? Kata.
Enter the staunch, sage, bluntly caring Alfred Pennyworth, butler of Batman. He's curious as to what Bruce is up to, asking him where he learned this Kata stuff. Yeah, where did you learn this strange dancelike routine, Bruce? Not from Ra's, not at all. Actually, it was a Korean master who dwelled in the changansan mountains.
I have to ponder: What purpose does this Kata serve?
We never see any martial arts moves performed by Nolan's Batman, especially not in that hampering, bulky Batsuit he staggers around in.
Seriously, of all the things, he practices Kata! the only other fictional characters i've seen do Kata were Eric Foreman's Mom in That '70s show and Daniel-son in Karate Kid. Maybe his last line of defense, if all his high-tech gadgets should fail him, would be the Crane move.
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Don't touch my wonton. |
I must gripe now. Don't worry, though, i'll try and keep it as civil as a Gotham City denizen. My man Alfred shows up to serve ol' brucey a dish of Toast and Coffee. Okay, Mr. O'neil, you just subjected me to a chapter filled with how much of an athletic freak Bruce is, and now you're telling me his breakfast is carbs and caffeine!?!
No brawny specimen touches bread, looks at bread, or even trusts someone that consumes the fatty poison. Tsk-Tsk.
On second thought, I guess he isn't as bad as circa 1939 Bruce Wayne, from his intro panel in detective comics #27, when it comes to health.
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'Right, right. Crime rates are extremely high and so are we, Gordon.' |
Not long after, Alfred inquires Bruce about his intent to keep up his crime fighting crusade. Being his butler and confidant, Alfred should have some knowledge on the matter. Apparently, he's either clueless or on the precipice of dementia.
Bruce, gulping down his coffee and munching on his toast, expresses his case that the job in Gotham is far from done. As long as organized crime, political corruption, and police betrayal pervade Gotham, He will be there, lurking in the shadows, aiming to scoff out the evil and restore proper justice to his beloved city.
Alfred cavils a speech about how the Batcave is inaccessible (Note: Due to the smoldering on Wayne Manor by the League of Shadows in BB) and the playboy penthouse won't be feasible to pull off. In classic Bruce Wayne form, he placidly explains his plans to refurbish a hidden place he found, semi-calming Alfred's brood. With some good old-fashioned elbow grease and a jolly promise of a swell Christmas bonus, Bruce presumes they can transform this unsaid place into a 'bunker of sorts.'
Yes, Bruce. I'm sure all it takes is some pinesol and an avarice need for a holiday bonus to set-up a furtive military-level base. For Gotham's sake, Batman, Alfred's in his seventies, and he just brought you bread--Senility is imminent.
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Will that x-mas bonus be in my stocking, Master Wayne? |
The Dark Knight (2008) Novel Review (Ch. 3)
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What, I can't park here? |
Chapter 3: Lifestyle of a fantastical playboy
Inside chapter three, readers are privileged to get one final chapter taking place before the official film version (that being the bank robbery scene.) Also, at the very end, we get treated with an unexpected, sinister, hilarious, twisted gift.
Read on to explore The Dark Knight beyond the film.
Writer Denns O'neil force feeds us a yarn on how Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne spends a typical day in the public eye, embarking on a plethora of raunchy, reckless, ridiculous escapades.
Which shenanigan stood out the most? I'd have to point out his golf game. Evidently, Bruce spends most of his days zipping his lambirghini around Gotham, crashing into parked vehicles, gaming women at posh galleries, and chasing women with golf clubs at the course.
I can't imagine this being Batman's typical day. Don't you think you're putting this whole palyboy charade on a tad too thick? I do.
Eventually, he manages to make it back to his penthouse without being added to the sex offender list. When he arrives in the kitchen, he's surprised to see an old friend, Rachel Dawes, yapping it up with Alfred.
As fake as ever, Bruce puts on the ditzy playboy persona. Having none of it, Rachel tells him to drop it. Come to find out, this is just the start of her bitchiness. She reviles his vigilante schemes, and insists that he give up on the Batman masquerade pronto.
Bruce brushes her off arrogantly. She pretty much owns him in this argument, ranting on how he can't solve complex issues by way of violence. Time and again, we see Nolan's Batman get owned socially, intelligently, and physically. His only come back to Rachel is i'm not just anyone and you're wrong.
Feeling the need to pry, Alfred eavesdrops behind the door. Always observant, Alfred does some deep poignant cogitating back to the time before Bruce's return from abroad, before he was inspired to stomp out crime, before he met Ra's al Ghul.
Rachel departs and we transition out of the penthouse and head to the Gotham City streets...
Posted on the curbside, O'neil introduces us to THE JOKER. To show how unpredictable this maniac can be, we read how, just before the bank robbery events, the Joker nearly murdered an old lady by contemplating whether to push her in front of an oncoming bus. Instead of jeopardizing his current mission, he taps the old lady on the shoulder and hands her $100. I'd say it takes away from his grand intro and reveal, but it was still nice to see him make an unexpected appearance.
Coming Soon: Chapter 4 Review: Bank Robbery Bonanza
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Martin (1977) Novel by George Romero & Susanna Sparrow
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Martin, Blood thirsty piece of bizarre gothic trash. |
Martin, the most unseductive vampire of all-time. From the king of the zombie films, George A. Romero, comes a strange tale about a socially awkward, extremely immature vampire.
Being a low-budget horror film with a meager release, the film has become an obscurity to most horror fans, though highly regarded among horror genre aficionados. Supposedly, Romero claimed this to be his favorite of all his films, including Night of the living Dead.
Of note, Romero has written multiple pieces of prose to tie-in with his films. In addition to this collaboration, Susanna Sparrow also co-wrote Dawn of The Dead in the late-'70s.
As of summer 2015, the crazy asking price for Martin on Ebay ranges from $20 to $300. I opted for Re-animator novelization over this book. So for now, i can only give you this skimpy article on the subject.
If i were to hypothesize, i would say there are many additions and polarities between the film and novel. With the film's original cut being nearly three hours long, one has to surmise the book is loaded with an extensive amount of goodies. Moreover, the only surviving cut of the film is an hour-and-a-half long condensed version.
To get more Martin, fans must either piously wait around until the additional footage resurfaces, or pony up the verdant paper for an original out-of-print paperback copy.
As i previously stated, i haven't read this novelization, but i have watched and reviewed the film on my youtube channel in the fall of 2014--click here to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC84NYmohA4
As i previously stated, i haven't read this novelization, but i have watched and reviewed the film on my youtube channel in the fall of 2014--click here to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC84NYmohA4
Monday, July 13, 2015
The Dark Knight (2008) Novelization Review (Ch. 1)
Chapter by chapter breakdown of The Dark Knight (2008) book adaptation, AKA the greatest film of all-time! Well, at least in the minds of the pestilent nolanites that roam this wordly sphere, that is.
Title: The Dark Knight
Genre: Comic Book_Action
Published: July 18th, 2008 (by Berkley)
Based on: The Dark Knight (2008) sequel to Batman Begins (2005) film
Screenplay by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan
Story by Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer
Pages: 292
Chapters: 25 (plus an Epilogue)
Chapter 1.) Ra's Al ghul is alive ... in Bruce's dreams!
Opening up the novel, O'neill gives us a recap of the events in Batman Begins, jumping into a lengthy italics description of the final battle between Batman and his former master Ra's al ghul, leader of the league of shadows. Terribly shaken, Bruce awakens from his nightmare and back into his silky sheeted bed, back into his surreal reality of comic book lore.
Soon after this flashback, we get paragraph length exposition on other events from Batman Begins-- his parents being tragically gunned down right before his pubescent eyes, his encounter with crime lord falcone, his anathema for crime and need to seek out revenge and justice, his soul-searching odyssey around the globe, etc. You know, the basic Batman info that everyone, including your girlfriend, already know.
Tidbits of unkown info about the Nolan canon Bruce Wayne are revealed here and there, some interesting and some not. Among the more intriguing, to me at least, was the part where he told us Bruce's quantum of knowledge in academia. Including ...
"In languages, also excellent." - TDK chapter 1 excerpt.
Wow! Batman can't even annunciate correctly in his own native Gotham dialect, yet he's excellent in languages? Strike 1, Mr. O'neil.
Apparently, Wayne's copious family fortune afforded him a "first-rate education" until the ripe old age of his pre-teen years, when simply, the principal informed Alfred that Bruce was a genius and 'there's nothing more they can give the lad.' It's truly a bewilderment to think that this fancy erudite prodigy didn't enter the political world. In fact, if this were reality and not comic book land, this ass hole would for sure be a prick politician. Just saying. Since forever, novelizations have always put the film into a clear, enlightening perspective for me.
In the final portion of chapter #1, we get intel on Bruce's sports career. Moreover, he's never been good in team sports throughout his life. Didn't gel with the posh snobs, i guess. In an anecdote that i found to be pointless, O'neal tells us how Bruce became enarmored with skiing. Feeling as if it would be a swell chance to bond, Alfred takes his chap to where else but theVermont Mountains. on a side note, for anyone unaware of USA geography, the tiny eastern state of Vermount is known solely for their avid skiing culture, maple syrup, and expansive wilderness. It'd basically a mini variant of Canada.
To summarize the wintery excursion, Bruce smashes himself up pretty good in a violent skiing accident. After recovering, he splurges on a complete set of Olympic-grade gear. He failed to excel at any one sport, but it did whip him into a high echelon of dexterity.
Finally, we learn that in his free-time spent at Ra's dojo, Bruce would utilize his exceptional skiing skills, killing it up-and-down those himalayan slopes. Seemingly, in between meditating, getting his ass kicked, drinking herbal tea, inhaling hypnotic incense, and playing with swords on ice Bruce still felt the adrenaline need to seek more thrill...Those must have been some hellaciously gnarly times, Dude.
Coming soon: Chapter 2 Review -- "Bring me my toast and do as i say."
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Come read about one man vs. all of that. |
Title: The Dark Knight
Genre: Comic Book_Action
Published: July 18th, 2008 (by Berkley)
Based on: The Dark Knight (2008) sequel to Batman Begins (2005) film
Screenplay by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan
Story by Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer
Pages: 292
Chapters: 25 (plus an Epilogue)
Chapter 1.) Ra's Al ghul is alive ... in Bruce's dreams!
Opening up the novel, O'neill gives us a recap of the events in Batman Begins, jumping into a lengthy italics description of the final battle between Batman and his former master Ra's al ghul, leader of the league of shadows. Terribly shaken, Bruce awakens from his nightmare and back into his silky sheeted bed, back into his surreal reality of comic book lore.
Soon after this flashback, we get paragraph length exposition on other events from Batman Begins-- his parents being tragically gunned down right before his pubescent eyes, his encounter with crime lord falcone, his anathema for crime and need to seek out revenge and justice, his soul-searching odyssey around the globe, etc. You know, the basic Batman info that everyone, including your girlfriend, already know.
Tidbits of unkown info about the Nolan canon Bruce Wayne are revealed here and there, some interesting and some not. Among the more intriguing, to me at least, was the part where he told us Bruce's quantum of knowledge in academia. Including ...
"In languages, also excellent." - TDK chapter 1 excerpt.
Wow! Batman can't even annunciate correctly in his own native Gotham dialect, yet he's excellent in languages? Strike 1, Mr. O'neil.
Apparently, Wayne's copious family fortune afforded him a "first-rate education" until the ripe old age of his pre-teen years, when simply, the principal informed Alfred that Bruce was a genius and 'there's nothing more they can give the lad.' It's truly a bewilderment to think that this fancy erudite prodigy didn't enter the political world. In fact, if this were reality and not comic book land, this ass hole would for sure be a prick politician. Just saying. Since forever, novelizations have always put the film into a clear, enlightening perspective for me.
In the final portion of chapter #1, we get intel on Bruce's sports career. Moreover, he's never been good in team sports throughout his life. Didn't gel with the posh snobs, i guess. In an anecdote that i found to be pointless, O'neal tells us how Bruce became enarmored with skiing. Feeling as if it would be a swell chance to bond, Alfred takes his chap to where else but theVermont Mountains. on a side note, for anyone unaware of USA geography, the tiny eastern state of Vermount is known solely for their avid skiing culture, maple syrup, and expansive wilderness. It'd basically a mini variant of Canada.
To summarize the wintery excursion, Bruce smashes himself up pretty good in a violent skiing accident. After recovering, he splurges on a complete set of Olympic-grade gear. He failed to excel at any one sport, but it did whip him into a high echelon of dexterity.
Finally, we learn that in his free-time spent at Ra's dojo, Bruce would utilize his exceptional skiing skills, killing it up-and-down those himalayan slopes. Seemingly, in between meditating, getting his ass kicked, drinking herbal tea, inhaling hypnotic incense, and playing with swords on ice Bruce still felt the adrenaline need to seek more thrill...Those must have been some hellaciously gnarly times, Dude.
Coming soon: Chapter 2 Review -- "Bring me my toast and do as i say."
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